Nothing like

picking up that lamp in the corner saying "ooo, I bet I could use this as a night light so that I don't kill myself walking to the bathroom in the middle of the night" to have a 3 in palmetto bug fly at your chest. Yep. Nothing quite like it. Bug spray is on the list of things to buy tomorrow. If you sqwish them the eggs apparently get everywhere. I was nice and let it out the window. I think we were both relieved. Off to bed then. Nice, big, tall, squishy bed of happiness. mmmmmm :)